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Newspaper - Saturday Edition

[Did you subscribe to The Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Nautilus flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]


[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Sanji, Jendayi, Manuela, The Riddler, Circe, Jetstorm, Rex Salazar.]



Your Weather Forecast
Eastern District
*Sunday, January 8 - Partly cloudy. High 44 F / Low 31 F
*Monday, January 9 - AM Clouds/PM Sun. High 41 F / Low 32 F
*Tuesday, January 10 - Sunny! High 48 F / Low 32 F
*Wednesday, January 11 - Mostly sunny. High 50 F / Low 47 F
*Thursday, January 12 - Snow. High 52 F / Low 29 F
*Friday, January 13 - Partly cloudy. High 38 F / Low 27 F
*Saturday, January 14 - Mostly sunny. High 37 F / Low 28 F

Western District
*Sunday, January 8 - Sunny! High 64 F / Low 47 F
*Monday, January 9 - Sunny! High 65 F / Low 47 F
*Tuesday, January 10 - Sunny! High 64 F / Low 47 F
*Wednesday, January 11 - Sunny! High 63 F / Low 47 F
*Thursday, January 12 - Sunny! High 63 F / Low 47 F
*Friday, January 13 - Partly cloudy. High 62 F / Low 47 F
*Saturday, January 14 - Scattered showers. High 63 F / Low 48 F

Southern District
*Sunday, January 8 - Showers. High 84 F / Low 79 F
*Monday, January 9 - Showers. High 84 F / Low 79 F
*Tuesday, January 10 - Showers. High 85 F / Low 79 F
*Wednesday, January 11 - Showers. High 85 F / Low 79 F
*Thursday, January 12 - Showers. High 85 F / Low 79 F
*Friday, January 13 - Flowers. High 85 F / Low 79 F
*Saturday, January 14 - Showers. High 84 F / Low 79 F

Northern District
*Sunday, January 8 - Partly cloudy. High 50 F / Low 46 F
*Monday, January 9 - Mostly cloudy. High 51 F / Low 45 F
*Tuesday, January 10 - Mostly cloudy. High 51 F / Low 45 F
*Wednesday, January 11 - Partly cloudy. High 49 F / Low 42 F
*Thursday, January 12 - Partly cloudy. High 48 F / Low 40 F
*Friday, January 13 - Partly cloudy. High 45 F / Low 40 F
*Saturday, January 14 - Light rain. High 49 F / Low 43 F

Sleepbituaries

Lavana
Ggio Vega
Akane Tendo
Ichigo Kurosaki
Helen Magnus

Flower Power
Earlier this week, Kergan announced the ascension of 'I wear my sunglasses at night' Agent Six to Angelii, and professional loafer Demyx to Ashura. The news was generally well-received by the public, who had nothing but congratulations to offer. Not even any gifts. What a rip off. Was Nautilus right to choose these two individuals for more power? Only time will tell.

Return of the Geezer
Ezio is back. And he's even OLDER! Bets are being placed as to when he'll start requiring large diapers to assist in his impending incontinence.

Riddler Ruins Boxing Day!
Peace on Nautilus and good will to men? More like pieces of men on earth if the Riddler has his way. Just after Christmas, the nerdiest of Batman's rogue gallery overcompensated for his lack of fashion sense amongst other things by planting bombs around the city and threatening to blow it up if no one could solve his puzzles.
As the city did not blow up, it is safe to assume that the people in the city are smarter than they look.

Zevran the Masseuse
An elf is offering free molestation to anyone interested! But no one is interested. NO ONE.

Dear Abby

Got a question you're too embarrassed to ask? Do you need some advice in dealing with drama? Are relationships too hard for your tiny brain to comprehend? Send in your questions today, and have them answered by our resident Abby!

(OOC: Wing is Abby. You can sign the question with the character's name, or as an anonymous entity. Let me know if you have any questions!)


(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Spotlight on Nautilus Citizens
*Tabloid garbage
*Movie Reviews
*Singles Page?????
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